HOOT Online, Issue 42, July 2015 – Micro Fiction, Poetry, Memoir, Book Reviews
Curio
After Josef Albers
by Laurie Rosenblatt
Art by Lena Gorodensky
Broken staghorn coral —
sand-scoured shades caught
in pocks & ridges still damp with salt —
if I take you home then leave you
dry on a chestnut desk,
forgive me.
A Life of Russell
by J.R. Hampton
For most of my life I’d become accustomed to responding to the name Russell. For example; “Russell, don’t climb on that!” or “Russell, we need to talk.” Occasionally, “Russell, let’s go for a beer.” But mostly, “Russell, what time do you call this?” and finally “Russell, we need to talk, again.”
For the latter part of my life I’d courteously answer to; “Doctor Mapplethorpe, I think you’ve misplaced your spectacled Lizards again!” or “Doctor Mapplethorpe, Why is your Iguana staring at me like that?”
So you could well imagine how cheated I felt when Saint Peter informed me that due to a clerical error at the hospital where I was born, my name was not in fact Russell Mapplethorpe but Rupert Wapplethorpe.
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Laurie Rosenblatt works as a doctor, moonlights as a poet, and is grateful to Leon, her long-suffering reader and husband, who is not sure he actually likes poetry.
J.R. Hampton is a writer from Coventry, United Kingdom. During the day, he teaches English and Mathematics. During the evenings, he writes down the stories that have collected in his head.